Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Obedient Wife...

**A Friend sent this to me via email the other day, and I just had to share it with you all .... mostly because I could see my husband and I going through a similar situation**

'The Obedient Wife'
There was a man, who had worked all his life,
had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when
it came to his money Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you
to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to
take my money to the afterlife with me.' And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart,
that when he died, she would put all of the
money into the casket with him. Well, he died. LHe was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there
dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, and just before the
undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box
and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket
down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were
not foolish enough to put all that money in
there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was
going to put that money into the casket with him.'
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'
'I sure did,' said the wife.
'I got it all together, put it into my account,
and wrote him a check.
If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks they are smarter than women!!!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

A Shelby funny...

Today I was gone for several hours of the day...and with the weather FINALLY being nice enough that Chad could go snow mobiling, my mom offered to watch the kids...well apparently at one point my mom accidently said "Oh Sh*t".... well Shelby proceeded to repeat the phrase that my mother said.... being the grandma my mom didn't want to tell her it was wrong so I was made aware of it once I got home....below is how the conversation went with Shelby and myself:

Me: Shelby....did Grandma say a naught word today?

Shelby: yes...it was naughty.

Me: Did you say the word that grandma said??

Shelby: Yes....it was naughty

Me:Do we say those kind of words?

Shelby: Yea...grandma is naughty

Me: Shelby you were naughty too my saying the word, and we don't say those words.

mind you while I am saying this to Shelby she walks over to my mom, climbs up on her lap, puts her hand to my mom's face, pushes her face to look at me and to 'show' me that grandma is the one that really needed the talk and not her... Shelby then says:

Shelby: Grandma...naughty

It was hilarious... You probably had to be here but I almost died laughing....

PS, no my mom does not normally talk like that in front of the kids, it was mearly a slip of the tongue