Look-alike Meter Fun

Awhile back I did this, and thought I'd do it again just for fun. I often say that my children are a perfect combination of both of their parents and I think this little 'test' shows it... if you'd like to have fun with this yourself you can do so by visiting myheritage.com.

 

 

Hello...

My name is Kristin and I am a Twilight addict...

Laugh if you must, but I have been completely sucked into this craziness... Remeber awhile back when Avery needed the ER visit for the gash in her forehead? Yep...super mom was reading the Twilight book-- actually I think I was on Eclipse at that point...-- you see I read the entire series in only 5 days... that is over 2, 000 of reading in 5 days... now you see why my kid needed a visit to the ER...

Well anyways... it dawned on me today as I was reading a friend's post to me on facebook that I may possibly have a problem...

You see I went to see the Twilight movie the second night it opened (A friend's foster daughter "needed" ---HEY it's my story... lol-- someone to go with her), and then this past Friday I went with some of my MOMS Club friends, and then today I went with my friend E... well anways back to my story... Melissa made the comment that she knew who to call when her husband comes back to town so she'd have someone to go with...and I actually replied with "HECK YEA CALL ME"....

Seriously people... it is a sickness...

Installing a Husband....

*Hey, I gave Chad credit the other night when I bashed myself about NOT being the 1950s wife...and it isn't bashing if it is true... LOL*


INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as · Romance 9.5 and · Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as · NBA 5.0, · NFL 3.0 and · GolfClubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging < /SPAN>5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate



DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, · Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while · Husband 1.0 is an operating system

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. ·

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. ·
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend · Cooking 3.0 and · HotLingerie 7.7

Good Luck Babe! Tech Support

A Tastefull success!!

Well as you all know, I had a Tastefully Simple party this past Sunday and I have to say that it was a HUGE success for myself as well as my dealer.... The total sales for my party were just over $1000.00 WOOHOO!!! I have to brag up my mom because she did an awesome job collecting orders for me at work and also all my family and friends that came to the party (or ordered). THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

I've been tagged (AGAIN)

I've been tagged by Roni

1. 1. Do you like blue cheese? No thank you YUCK!.


2. Have you ever smoked heroin? nope


3. Do you own a gun? Not personally


4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? Never been to a Sonic

5. Do you get nervous before doctor's appointments? nope

6. What do you think of hot dogs? I’ll pass thanks…


7. Favorite Christmas song? Don’t really have one


8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? coffee.



9.Can you do push ups? Yes, but not to many


10. What do you order at Starbucks? A venti non-fat no foam latte’



11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? My wedding ring


12. Favorite hobby? Reading and talking walks


13. How do you eat your eggs? Over easy, poached, and hard boiled


14.Do you have A.D.D.? yes


15. What’s one trait you hate about yourself? My door mat abilities


16. Your eye color? Green/hazel


17. Name three thoughts at this exact moment? I should be doing homework, I should be in bed, and damn I tired


18. Name three things you bought yesterday? Bread, ranch dressing and vegetables


.19. Three drinks you regularly drink? coffee, water, cherry coke zero


20 Current worry right now? bills and my relationships


21. Current hate right now? Selfish people…


22. Favorite place to be? Spending time with my children


23.How did you bring in the New Years? sleeping

24. Where would you like to go? To bed


25. Name three people who will complete this. Not sure really…


26. Do you own slippers? Yes


27. What shirt are you wearing? Some U of M basket ball shirt

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? I wish…


29. Can you whistle? yeah


30. Favorite color? purple


31. Would you be a pirate? no


32.What songs do you sing in the shower? I have 4 children 4 and under…I don’t have time to sing in the shower, I’m lucky if I can get my hair and body washed before someone needs me


33. Favorite girl’s name? well if Brody had been a girl his name would have been Miley


34. Favorite boy’s name? Gabriel (Chad vetoed it)


35. What’s in your pocket right now? My iPod nano


36. Last thing that made you laugh? Brody laughing today when I said he had a big head…


37. Most frequently dialed phone number? My mom cell phine


38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? I cut my foot open on the spokes of a bike and needed over 300 stiches…

39. Do you love where you live? nope


40. How many TVs do you have? 5


41. Who is your loudest friend? Beside me??? Not really sure


42. How many dogs do you have? one


43. What are you thrilled about right now? That by the end of the week I’ll have a whole new bathroom


44. Do you have a crush on someone? nope


45. What is your favorite book? too many to name.


46. What is your favorite candy? reeses peanut butter cups


47. Favorite Sports Team? Don’t really have one


48. What song do you want played at your funeral? None…have a party instead


49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night? Holding a crying baby…


50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
DAMN I wish I was still sleeping

Now I am tagging...... anyone who reads this blog and has their own blog... please leave a comment and let me know !!

I've been tagged....

I have been tagged thanks to Alyssa @ http://thebinstocks.blogspot.com/ *really thanks LOL*

Here are the rules:

1. Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog

2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.

3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.



Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.



Here are my seven tidbits:

1. I never wanted to be 'just' (meaning a SAHM) a mom... who would want to do something so 'boring'... ha!

2. I swore that I'd never dress Shelby and Avery alike...

3. I always put things off till the last minute when it comes to my school work, but if I try to do it ahead of time I get a horrid grade on it but if I am doing the assignment at crunch time I can often get a really awesome grade.

4.I will be the first in my maternal family to receive a college degree (my mom and an uncle had diplomas but I will have an actual two year degree...two of them actually).

5. My dream job growing up was to be a doctor

6. I swore I'd never get married....

7. I want to take a vacation with all the Krumwiede kidlets on a Disney Cruise some day.. (with their parents of course... LOL)


Here is who I've tagged:

Dawn @ http://www.2cutetwins.blogspot.com/

Angela @ http://arroller.blogspot.com/

Jeanna @ http://akeyboys.blogspot.com/

Heather @ http://adayatthebeauchamps.blogspot.com/

Jen @ http://left-turn-only.blogspot.com/

http://lincolnwalsh.blogspot.com/

Roni @ http://dreamingofchildren.blogspot.com/

The NEXT Survivor Series

NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.


Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out on time.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the
Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with
jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least
once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night
and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb
their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
be required to know all of the following information: each child's
birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they
want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man
wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and o ver and over
again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called
Mother!

After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think
will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it.