Kids say the darndest things...

I am not sure if it has been because the kids have just been a bit more wound up this week or if I am just paying closer attention to the weird things they have been saying but here are some of the 'winners' that the kids have come up with this week:

- I am glad we don't have this many kids at my house so we don't have to have a mini-van- said by a friend's child as he had to crawl to the back of our van to get buckled up....

- Mom....REAL moms work all the time- said by Shelby when she questioned by a friend's child wasn't here to be watched and I said that she didn't work today....

-What the **** - yep... my 2 year old now drops the f-bomb, and used this phrase in context... not pretty.

- Its naughty- this was the 2 year old's response when I asked him what he just said

My "stalker" flowers....

I received flowers the other day... and the card just said "Love you".... so I promptly called my husband to say thank you... the conversation went something like this:

Me: Thank you for the flowers, they are beautiful
Chad: What ?
Me: I said thank you for the flowers you sent...they are beautiful.
Chad: I didn't send you any flowers....
Me: You didn't???
Chad: Why would I waste money on flowers??
Me: oh... ok
Chad: Does that mean you got flowers?
Me: yes...
Chad: Well from who??
Me: If I knew don't you think I would have called them rather than you???
Chad: yea
- end of conversation

So this got me thinking so I called the florist... they were no hope. Got a few messages on my cell phone asking about the flowers from a number that I didn't recognize... starting to get kind of creeped out. A friend later called from their own phone to ask if I liked my flowers... THANK GOODNESS... but they are still dubbed the "stalker" flowers...

"not me" Monday...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Because I really need a 'ticks me off Tuesday" and it is only Monday this "not me" Monday is going to sound a bit different than the past ones, but here it goes.

It certainly was NOT ME who got pissed off because someone in my house spent money on something that we had agreed would not be purchased.

It was NOT ME who got mad when her entire week was rescheduled to include an extra stop to 'baby sit' each morning so that others are not inconvienced.

It was NOT ME who got royally livid when I learned that I WILL be volunteering for something that I had purposely stated before that I wanted NO PART of.

It was NOT ME who was completely seeing red when I walked in the house last night after going to a friends' home to watch the game to find 1)my house destroyed 2)my children still up (it was after 10pm) and 3)none of them had been bathed.

It was NOT ME who came to the computer this morning to transfer money into another checking account (and in a rather good mood mind you) only to have that mood shift quite dramatically when I saw that yet ANOTHER non-agreed upon purchase had been made.

So Happy Monday folks.... it's gotta get better!

MOVIE NIGHT CANCELLED!!!

Sorry but I have to cancel my movie night :(

REMEMBER my call for my movie buddies???

Do you all remember THIS post a few months back?? Well it's time ladies (and guys if you want) to join me... I just received notice today from Netflix that ADAM is being sent to me today :) I am so excited. So let's get to planning this movie night because I WANT TO SEE this movie... bring a snack to share and your own beverages and we can have a good ole fashioned girls (unless guys want to join us) night... email me if you want to come, I am thinking this Friday evening.